The Miracle of Morgan's Creek. What a load of hooey.

How about we rastafy Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. by….ten percent or so?

I thought they closed that place down!

And a Dickshooter, ID.

Do you go to Beaverton Upstairs High School too?

Oh my God, that's his lucky fedora. He's an MRA! My boy's an MRA! Damn you, an MRA!

I haven't seen The Force Awakens yet, so I'm just going to assume "that thing that happened to him" refers to him retiring to Space Florida.

The A.V. Club

You've gone from crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News.

Roman Polanski clinched the Republican nomination?

I understood that reference.

Hey! Sometimes we quote Futurama too!

I am now!

More like We Bought a Poo, amirite?

Harumph! Don't you know anything? Cap's mom is named Sarah and Tony's mom is named Maria. *pushes up glasses*

Fuck you Jacques Rivette!

Star Trek: The Fourth Awakens

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sheev.

AMY, YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!?!?!

Chris Weinke?