Nacho Penetration is my Mexican porn star name.

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

It was all in Tommy Westphall's head.

Someone better get murdered by an elf with a gun or I'm gonna complain real loud.

"The second rule is: you do not talk about….wait, I got that wrong….the second rule is: no smoking."

Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot.

Hell is other tweeters.

"I'll just have some chicken."

Pobody's nerfect.

I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.

IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!

Brilliant. Ha ha ha. I have no idea what's going on.

But not good enough for an upvote, eh?

Racist.

Gary Busey.

Rory Calhoun as the person who's always standing and walking.

I thought that it was Greta Gerwig in the picture.

I liked that despite living in Los Angeles for 78 years, Bradbury never owned a car.

That's the spirit!

So he's proactive, huh?