The Dickularity Is Near

Here's $300M, go make a Dick Tracy.

I propose we build a great, great wall on the A.V. Club-Breitbart border and that we MAKE BREITBART PAY for it.

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The A.V. Club

It's quote generators all the way down!

Downvoted for Jaden Smith.

Hugh Jackman's an alien?

And you're Hitler!

Something something einen kleinen schwanzstucker.

Ah yes, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue. Apparently, it was instrumental in getting Dubya sober back in the early 90s.

That's what I'm counting on!

It could be called Robin and the 7 Robin Hoods, or maybe The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

What is it with T'Challas?

Shasta McNasty you were too good for this world.

It was my first DVD. I got it free with the DVD player!

Big deal! Every weekend, I stream myself eating cheetos and masturbating furiously. Where's my newswire?

Two Guys, a Girl and a Piazza Place

Syfy

"…the windup and a 2-2 pitch. Oh, no, wait a minute, the batter is calling for time. Looks like he's going to get himself a new bat. And now there's a beach ball on the field, and the ball boys are discussing which one of them is going to go get it."