Nothing says The A.V. Club like "haul out an ancient, unfunny meme."

ZUFF! PAN! SNUH! BORT! POOO! NEWT! MINT! SPLOOSH!

Perhaps you're too young to remember, but Adam West's Batman masturbated all the time. Remember the Faptusi?

Aww fiddlesticks!

Stephen Colbert as Reed Richards.

"Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I'll sock you in the goddamn face."

Jimminy jilickers!

But I'm an AV Clubber, no woman is out of my league!

I know I was hoping for her to depart with: "Good news, everybody. I'm moving into my own apartment with two sexy ladies."

One of my comments got like 130 upvotes today, so I'm pretty sure I'll be celebrated in the centuries to come.

Rex Banner turned into TayTweets so gradually I didn't even notice.

If they really want to capture the imagination of us millennials, I feel they should rastafy TGI Fridays by……ten percent or so.

I only comment on the A.V. Club because I'm trapped in an elephant's vagina.

And this is how Kang established The Purge.

Is she racist or something?

This contest is over, give this man the 10,000 dollars.

DON'T TWEET ROBOTS!!!

DON'T MIND IF THEY DO!

COREY NEEDS YOUR WAGES!

No Marvel and no NFL make Georgia something something.