Comments like this are why you get paid the big bucks and I'm just some schmuck working in a box factory.

It's Gigli all over again!

Gluten free punks fuck off!

"Hipster"?

Speak for yourself!

The A.V. Club

Obama so forgetful, he can't find his birth certificate!

Ronnie Lott would be president.

I don't agree with HBO's Jay Roach hiring policy, but I do approve of their Bryan Cranston hiring policy.

Or 30 million tacos at Taco Hut!

James Carrey.

“I’m not racist, I’m just from Florida”

R.I.P. Gawker

Snyder-Man Snyder-Man
Friendly neighborhood Snyder-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward

Ignatz Ratzkywatzky

Woozle wuzzle?

I see you've played Simpsons quote-poorly thought-out comeback before.

I dunno, Coast Guard?

You call that a Simpsons quote? THIS is a Simpsons quote!

I'd be banning myself by agreeing, but you make a compelling argument.