How about we ban anyone born after 1985?

EXPECTO SANTORUM!

I had a similar experience, but replace The Love Bug with Irreversible.

In a way, isn't Steve Gutenberg everyone's dad?

The magic shitsack challenge seems more like a Batman kind of thing; he is a scientist, y'know?

Of course you can't put ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag. I mean, what are we to believe, that there's such a thing as a magic shitsack, or something?

Not enough.

Doesn't look high enough.

Das Lollapaloozamusikfestivalfeierzeitsstellunggeschäftzimmer is ein nuisance festival.

The Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar strikes again!

For once, I'm okay with there being no tour date in Phoenix.

Oh no, you didn't!

I get it. I eat a lot of Arby's too.

Can I have your upvotes?

Robert Pollard turned into Dame Judi Dench so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Subscribing to Rolling Stone? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

And his tax policy is a joke!

*doctuar transforms into giant spider*

Please. Canada has a rich cinematic heritage. They made Porky's, the Citizen Kane of sex comedies!

What about hauling ass to Lollapalooza?