The Civil War thread is thataway, man!

The A.V. Club

If you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Don't be stupid. It's Deadpool.

I thought Holt McCallany was where people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

What do you mean, "you people"?

Just like they completely wasted Costa Ronin in season one.

Alternately, there was only one Ocean's 11 and it was Bob le Flambeur.

They weren't booing. They were saying: Croo-urns! Croo-urns!

Her relationship with me is even more adorable. You gotta see it.

Fuller House had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

Don't call for me, I'm already dead.

God help me, I watched all of Fuller House.

Around these parts, that's called "Friday Night at the Ratzkywatzky Residence."

"Have you kids met Keanu?"

Andy Mickey Rooney was the top box office draw for 1939 and 1940, I think kids today will want to see him play Andy Hardy again.

I'll probably watch it all because I hate myself.

Thanks for putting me off this McDonald's Strawberry & Crème Pie I was about to shove in my mouth.

Hey, Del Toro! I've got a movie for you to direct, A Fridge Too Far.

That's funny, your mom doesn't charge me anything.