I dunno, I've always thought AIDS was a laugh riot.

She continued:

In Soviet Florida, Al Weirds you!

Thames the breaks when you work in Hollywood.

Oh, Fred Smoot. He was just poured into that uniform.

*Fran Tarkenton sacked for a loss of 42 yards*

I actually am Eddie Bracken, and I'm alive and well. For the past 14 years, I've been living in Scottsdale under the name Miguel Sanchez.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Kanye gonna Kanye.

That's no Stormtrooper….it's Harrison Ford!

Logophobia isn't funny, it's a serious and debilitating illness.

They're not potato chips, they're cheese doodles!

Great joke, kid, that was one in a million.

I went to college with a guy who had an extra Boutros.

Fun Facts! Part Deux: Before Heidi Klum and Seal got together, she and Umberto Eco were briefly an item. Their love was not meant to last, but their fleeting liaison did produce a daughter, Leni.

Ever noticed how you never see Thomas Pynchon and your gran in the same room together? Makes you think.

Watch out, Cormac McCarthy! 2016 is coming for you!

Baby
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
oooh
the more I get of you,
the stranger it feels, yeah
and now that your rose is in bloom
a light hits the gloom on the gray

And with each stay you get a free frogurt!

Finnegans Flix