Mornington Crescent!

What if I'm just looking for a fuckbotty?

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I heard that Kevin Smith went into a restaraunt and ate everything in the restaraunt and they had to close the restaraunt.

And Mark E. Smith is the German prostitute you lost your virginity to on your senior trip!

What is the sound of one bear raping?

In Soviet Russia, DOOM plays you!

Last Tango in Parkersburg

Straight Outta Quincy

Shhhhhhh! Hooper and Redmayne might be reading.

Note: Harry Caray died on the way back to his home ballpark.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's a quote of George W. Bush.

¡Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!

Univision

Your mom was telling me the same thing last night.

Jebba and Baklava are my favorite expanded universe characters.

Like every kid on my street, I was clamoring for a Bren Derlin action figure, and all I got was a lousy Boba Fett instead.

You're a rabid logophobe. Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs "Hey, logo!" Next thing you know, you're saying they should have their own schools.

Oh, no, it wasn't the wildfire. It was logorrhea killed the 'puss.

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