Haven't we all chewed through the fabric of the space-time continuum at one time or another?

Forrest Gymp

What does Skynet need with a phonebox?

Terminator: John Dyes at the End

You're terminated, fucker.

That little girl, who nobody liked, grew up to be….Roy Cohn. And now you know the rest of the story.

He can pronounce it two ways.

I'm quite enamored with his sweet Laurel Canyon method acting.

The A.V. Club

Scoot McNairy turned into Jai Courtney so gradually, I didn't even notice.

THERE ARE FIVE RINGS!

Sorry, but this seat is taken. It's for my date. She'll be here any minute now. Any minute. I'm saving this seat for her, you see? She is NOT imaginary.

His mom saw the rod last night, if you know what I mean.

Gaycist!

You had me at "overt lesbianism."

I'm going to get some because I have a raging Boba Fetish.

But, but, Brian Ching?

*sighs*

¡Escucha! Es la biblioteca.

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