Stupid commenters need the most attention.

Under the sea
Under the sea
There'll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the SEEAAAAA

My son is also named Clod.

Maybe they'll bring back Roc Live!

If he's smart he'll go with "The Simpsoys" to capitalize on the increasingly important East Asian market.

They'll be lucky to make it to dickety-two.

My contention is that Salò is the most nauseating movie ever made, but Cloverfield is a close second.

The best damn play Ionesco wrote!

RIP to Lou Dobbs' sanity as well.

You subtract commercials and credits, and it's like twenty minutes.

HGH?

That seems pretty skeevy, I think I'll stick with Fuckbook for my amorous assignations.

Direct my script!

I gave him a couple of blintzes to direct my screenplay, but he never did!

I keep telling you, he's 95 years old and he's dead.

It was a bit racist, but it was heartening when John Hughes came out and issued a press release saying: "Me so solly about the racial stereotyping."

STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY!!!

They were handing out flamethrower guitars at my screening. You know those flamethrower guitars that are like, double flamethrower guitars? They were handing those out.

The A.V. Club

He'll be 71 soon!