We can slingshot two states!

This scheme'll never work.

So's my mom!

My mom would like them to cast Emory Cohen.

EXEUNT, MOTHERFUCKER, TO STAGE LEFT!

Unfortunately for us, we also exist at the same time as Trump and Bradley Cooper.

*Spike Lee sadly sends flowers to Sam Bowie's address*

WHY DO YOU MOCK US, ROCK GODS? WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN MCCARTNEY INSTEAD?

IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE!

wtf is sorcery lol

Man, Michael Fassbender can do anything!

You know, Ray Liotta turned into Stewart Lee so gradually, I didn't even notice.

If that helps you.

But Greg Oden is free to play Michelle!

The A.V. Club

I am familiar with this syndrome - she's a two-face.

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET TO THE SUICIDE FACTORY???

Next week This Census-Taker is released, after that I have none more books to look forward to in 2016.

I don't really think much of Emma Stone as an actress, but I will never forget her delivery of that line.

I'm an asshole boyfriend age 18 to 49, everyone fucks me, no matter how disingenuous I am.