We’re all living in caves—looking through a small hole in the rock, straining to see the truth of things.

I can see how this would excite you. Getting hit in the face by a thousand mile per hour wind blast would definitely be uplifting.

After they get the used bags, they throw them in the dumpster and then they go to the land fill. It’s called “dumpsterville once removed”.

Really? I’m in.

Will do.

So, I stick my left index finger in an electrical socket and my right one in my ear?

He’s just pointing out that they’re both knee deep in the same shit.

I was only warned once to turn off the ad blocker or use the paid advertising-free version. I ignored it and got in with the ad blocker on. It’s funny that I’ve been using the ad blocker for years and never heard it associated with the term “white noise”.

You don’t get it.

You have such beautiful scales.

You? Biases? Say it ain’t so.

Make you whitelist? What’s that?

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I think he’s what mathematicians would call a statistical anomaly.

Most leaders reply to the reporters things like “Are you crazy” or “I’m not going to tell you my plans for dealing with this” or some such. When Winston Churchill was asked what his plans were for the rest of the second world war, he replied, “I’m a victim of caprice so I fly on the wings of fancy”. That’s eloquence…

Stop doing that.

Apparently, he’s a hedonist of the first order.

It’s all very curious, indeed.

So, Krusty is an alien?

The statement was incorrect. By a strange coincidence, I began having problems right after I addressed yours. My apologies.