I tried that. You’re correct.

...and a Cardinal named Sin.

It looks like it’s already bent in the middle.

Do you suppose the guy who left the phone in a bar is still working for them?

What are you, educated or something?

That doesn’t even cross their mind.

The problem with these pervs? They’ve convinced themselves they’ve done nothing wrong.

Any chick that can pour beer down her neck like that gets my vote.

Obviously, you’re suffering from an anomaly in your logic processes.

People line up for days to get a newly released iPhone.

You didn’t say on which side of the border you live.

When only 36% of Americans know where North Korea is, it’s perfectly understandable.

Doesn’t it?

Who in hell reads Vanity Fair?

She slapped him so many times, that what? C’mon, finish the joke, already.

Please don’t come after me.

Here’s something he can tweet. In 2016, Canada’s trade balance with the US was negative and yet he still wants to shit all over us. Go figure.

But you dismissed it, right?

Apparently, China has the hots for Buicks.

Bow and arrow. Silent death.