Nobody wearing a Dude sweater would go to a conclave of weirdos at a gun shop. That would be very un-Dude.

Boy, I can't wait to see how Frank implausibly gets everything he wants on this season of the Frank Underwood Always Wins Hour.

"Just to realize he should get back together with his girlfriend?"

Next week, all the residents of Mapleton and Miracle beatifically hugging in a nondenominational spiritual building while bathed in golden light, yessss!

A VHS copy of Sam Jackson's Shaft remake in '95. Pssssh, please.

The funniest thing in all the trailers is how Daddario is playing The Girl Next Door due to having brown hair.

*AH DAHNT WAHNT YER LYFF

Like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up?

Preferred nomenclature, yeaaaah!

"Wait, she left 'Melrose Place' to do a movie with Carrot Top?"

Saw this months ago at a free test screening. Thought it was a straight up F, just awful.

Awwww. Was hoping it'd come back.

"You won the Heisman, and no one can ever take that away. Unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case…"

Somewhere out there, Hawley will forever be someone not getting busy, no…he will ALWAYS be getting biz-zay.

Awwww, Mikhail. You sweet motherfucker.

LOL, Jody as a Hawaiian hero? Brilliant move. Spitting image, they are.

….I beat him to death with his own shoes….

BANG! YA HEAR ME?!

And him in the plane with Steven Wright.

A virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system!