They have Dan Soder mention the Macho Man but don't have him do his spot-on impression?

One of her continuing specialities is snide Sanders = Trump/Bernie Bro/Bernie somehow cost Hillary the election jokes.

Hey look, likely another crybaby who blames anyone but the candidate herself for her own 2016 general election loss. Barsanti can go have a coffee circle with Sam Bee about it.

"I love…music. I'M ON DRUGS!"

"If I were the New Orleans Saints, I would not blitz [Peyton Manning] here." - Phil Simms, 2.5 seconds prior to game-sealing interception thrown by Peyton Manning off the blitz, Super Bowl XLIV

"Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater."

I'm sorry, I totally "awww"d seeing Philip spying on Renee. I know he wants to know if the KGB is doing shit without their knowledge to the people around them, but I also want to take it as a sign he does care for Stan. I guess I'm a totally platonic Philip/Stan 'shipper, lol.

[Maggie talking]

Past - Poor Martha.

Good things CAN happen in this world. I mean, look at me! Hahah - owwww.

The only explanation for the Home Alone 3 bit from Ebert is that there must've been a well endowed woman in the film that turned his boob-loving brain to mush.

Why wouldn't they reveal Schmidt's first name during the wedding episode?

Calling him "The Thriller Killer" legitimately sent my Cherry Coke right up my nostrils.

KERWIN!

MARTHA! SAVE…MAAAAARTHA!

And then he'll continue the part in a narrative version of the wildly underrated documentary A Perfect Candidate!

Oh, she was a lock to lose before "legitimate rape" happened. These last 6 years have been a gift given by a total fluke.

Awwww, Songbird the Coke Dealer's fee fees are hurt, that just kills me.

Oh, poor sad sack Stan. There is no way on Earth Renee isn't some sort of spy or whatnot. That's gonna be heartbreaking.

Duncle getting a Viking funeral is the 2017 TV Moment of the Year. Ballots are unnecessary this year, wow.