If Wahlberg didn't seem like someone who goes by the name Bob Lee, friggin' Ryan Phillippe REALLY doesn't seem like a Bob Lee.

"On the Nature of Daylight" is the truth.

He may be a lame-o and Of Course He's an Independent, but I'd rather President Kirkman than Trump.

You'd think Bruuuuuuce having to explain the lyrics to Saint Ronnie in '84 would've stuck in their heads, but I guess not.

I did laugh in the theater the first time I saw the trailer when Nick Kroll showed up strangely enunciating "this case could go all the way to the Supreme Court of the United States."

Every review I've seen for this makes sure to mention how annoying the lead is…that's probably a bad sign.

The Crash joke made me choke on my soda. Now that is how you end a season.

Plaza's the big mall. Bergen nearly went out of business before a Target and Whole Foods saved it, lol. Circuit City was in another part of town - in the parking lot of the Plaza was a Nobody Beats the Wiz, now a Best Buy.

B+, eh…that's a weird way to spell A, but hey.

Honestly the ending of the movie isn't terribly "cinematic" either, lol…that just seemed like a bunch of words flailing around in hopes of avoiding saying flat out "no, of course a Tom Hanks popcorn movie doesn't have a bummer ending like the book."

Ebert's famous line about barrels in the Freddy Got Fingered review still makes me laugh and gets quoted around here.

Yeah, the AMC Garden State 16 is where the advance screenings usually take place, and that's where I saw Inferno. Garden State Plaza is the really big Paramus mall, but there are also two others - Paramus Park and Bergen Mall - that are actual malls in their own right.

On the subject of Hans Zimmer's previous scores for these movies, I actually liked the piece that concludes Da Vinci Code when Langdon figures out where the body is and the music that plays in Angels and Demons when Ewan McGregor flies the antimatter bomb up into the sky. I'm not sure if any of his work in this movie…

Yeah, after coming home from the test screening last year, I went on IMDB to see what kind of anticipation it had, and the first post on the message board related to that "will this have the balls to…?" issue. I admit I was too cowed by the giant lecture about getting sued before the movie started to answer, lol.

It's a town in northern NJ that's essentially a giant collection of malls and diners with a zip code.

Saw this in Paramus last November. It's been a trip to see the posters and TV spots come out for something you've seen almost a full year ago.

It's about MONEY! Just GOD-DAMNED-MONEY!

No Blue Chips…always loved that epic monologue at the end that gets overlooked in lists of such things.

With big naturals.

Between LOUD NOISES: The Contract Signing and the massive GOLDBERG SUCKS chant, this was a Raw worthy of The Room in ironic enjoyment.