Hey there. I’ve worked at a See’s for 7+ years now. The calendar was introduced last year as part of our centennial celebration. As far to my knowledge See’s hasn’t made advent calendars before. They sold out very quickly last year, and they went by real quick this year as well. They were sent to the shops, but our…

“I’ll make—”

It’s true. Shower curtains are now controlled by an app. There are no rings. They are just hung digitally with the blockchain.

Nah. I just have a hard time taking the plunge. Plus I don’t want to lock into a smart bathroom ecosystem.   Sure the Apple Smart toilet is the most popular but I hear people really prefer the Google smart shower curtains.  And of course the cheapest is the Amazon smart bathroom stuff but I only hear that their smart…

Shower rings are obsolete? How the hell are people hanging their shower curtains?  Some sort of app drive smart levitation system?

I hate to say I splurged and bought the Popeye’s turkey. (I justified it by thinking it’s cheaper than paying for a restaurant meal for four.) I don’t eat meat and my daughter is only five days postpartum from a c-section, so we’re trying to make things as easy as possible and my husband, daughter and SIL were excited…

I’m a holdout with incandescent when it comes to holiday lights. I have yet to see LED holiday lights that replicate the warmth of incandescent bulbs; this is especially true of colored lights. To me all of the colored LED holiday lights appear harsh and garish. 

It’s super “hardcore” to be a thin-skinned whining man baby. 

Can’t make valid argument..........RACE CARD!

How on earth did you manage to bring race into this?

Odds I’m giving:

I always make turkey gravy from scratch, but the problem with that is that there is never enough to match the amount of turkey so I supplement it with store-bought gravy (actually, it’s more like I am supplementing the store-bought gravy with the made-from-scratch stuff, quantity wise). I don’t add any salt to the…

The cyclist pointed out that the last time he did this to the same vehicle, it had a removable emergency light and illegal tint.

What’s the over-under on this being a NYPD employee or relative of one?

Fuck Qatar and fuck FIFA. The only reason this entire shitshow is taking place is due to a massive amount of bribes and corruption.

There’s one that exact same color I see from time to time around my neighborhood, probably driven by the stereotypical little old lady to church on Sunday.

In the Washington DC area, someone robbed a USPS postal worker at gun point and stole their blue box key. One key unlocks lots of blue mail boxes, and there are check cashing places that will pay out even when you can see the white out used to fake the check payee and total. 4 checks I mailed were stolen and 2 were…

Most of the Plymouth, Oldsmobile and Mercury lines in the late 90s. They were badge engineered to be the “middle” between volume and luxury versions of the same vehicles. Upmarket, but cautiously not too exciting as to eat away at the upper brands. The sedans were the worst.

Chrysler Aspen Hybrid should be the answer for everyone — I believe fewer than 100 were made. It was Chrysler’s first ever production hybrid, but it (and the Durango hybrid platform mate) were only in production for 2 months before the plant was shut down as part of the financial crisis in 2009.

“Our gutted postal infrastructure is so busted and deficient, please do not expect anything to reach its intended destination”