Driving alone, if he’s Uber he should be wearing it even after/before dropping a passenger.

When masks were required, it was just easier to leave the mask on between store visits since I wear glasses and getting them just right without the glasses falling off took a minute or so.

I actually have put strawberries on a pizza, with balsamic vinegar. It was actually surprisingly good.

“I feel the same when i see a person driving alone in their car with a mask on, or at the park all alone with a mask on, or when they put their mask on for a MSM news recording.”

What to you feel beyond “they’re going in and out of mask-required places a lot so they’re not bothering to unmask in between stops” or “their face is cold” or “they’re following employer policy” or most importantly, “it’s none of my damn business?”

Back during mask mandates, I would sometimes keep my mask on in the car when I was doing my weekly shopping when I was taking a short trip between stores, like driving from Target to the Fred Meyer across the street. For a really short drive like that, it just wasn’t worth the trouble of taking the mask off and…

“You’re tasked with catering a work event. Where do you start?”

I have a hard time feeling bad on the gas prices issue for a society that has spent decades arranging life to live as far away from things as possible and to drive the biggest things to get there and to do it all in a way that depends on forms of energy that we know are eventually going to just run out.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Only $11 Billion? Shoot, I think my state could spend more turning 40 miles of rural 2 lane road into a divided highway.

you may want to look up the word “saucepan”

...I’m not feeling it. The American public of the 1970s needed to be reassured by the presence of something on a bun that a place wasn’t too foreign, but we crossed that bridge a long time ago. If you’re still dying to try this, just buy some TB tacos and empty the shells onto the plainest, whitest, cheapest burger…

Some stray observations:
- this is, in fact, good Jalopnik
- “thrice,” nice.
- I thought I couldn’t love your name more, then I read “Mercy.”
- I would very much pay to watch/read/listen to the Marvelous Mechanical Misadventures of Mercedes and Sheryl: a Walk in the Park (to some)

Oh god that sounds awesome! 

it’s bullshit to make the customer walk the clerk through the assembly process.

My grandmother would always put cold boiled new potatoes on salads. Hence, I always put them on my salads. My wife thinks it is weird and won’t partake. If it is good enough for a nicoise salad, then why not every other salad?

In theaters, Thanksgiving 2022...   One last job.

Vines van der Viney

A lot of the private cars were probably just paid for by employers moving employees. 

People from Chicago and anywhere north of Philadelphia are understandably ruined for what passes as pizza in the rest of the country. But for us unlucky souls, Sbarro has the nostalgia factor going for it. Nothing will remind me of field trips to Washington, D.C. more than the homeless people having sex in the Union…