It’s Pittsburgh.  The rest of the story is that the hole the car got stuck in wasn’t the one they were working in.  That hole had been there since 1973.

Raccoons would drive around it for the joy of deliberately crashing, because raccoons are like that.

All of these are wrong, each one can offer a quality experience for the right partner. All you have to do is know what your partner likes. Does she like bargains? Then those dumb heart boxes will be on clearance in a week, buy them only at 75% or more off. Does she like nostalgia? Necco Conversation Hearts are over a…

Local news and traffic reports?

I was in marching band throughout high school. One of the myriad ways they exploited  engaged the band kids to raise money was parades. I’ve marched in more parades in my life than I care to admit. One of the worst parts of marching in a parade is horses...  You’re marching along, playing an instrument, you’ve got no…

I dunno.  Stuck on NPR during a fund raising weekend is my version of Hell.

This glitch could have affected Subaru radios too, but we would have no way of knowing.

I try to clean it off right away regardless, not just for other drivers, but for myself.  It’s way easier to brush some snow off early and leave my dark car sitting in the sun melting the rest of the way, than trying to chop the ice off in a couple of days.

No, they’re not burning & looting. They’re just harassing local citizens, attacking local businesses, attacking police and desecrating monuments. And they’re waving Nazi flags.

Attempted arson

Nah. Whoever loses, we foot the clean-up bill. As always.

It’s all about branding. I remember Generic aisles in grocery stores and how dismal it looked. Now they make generic seem affluent and you save money!

The trip adds an hour of drive time to Port Huron, plus several more hours to drive through Ontario and back to major arteries of trade. 

Cream of Celery is a roux and mirepoix shortcut, and there’s no way I’m doing either of those while cooking for just me during Current Events.

Damn right.

Yup, just tuna, noodles, and cream of mushroom, or macaroni, hamburger, and cream of tomato.

Yeah. Red flags either way.

Nope. ADA says a service dog is an assistive device, and needs to be allowed in the car. Don’t like it? Don’t be a taxi driver (which is what you are when you’re working for uber/lyft).

Have you considered not dating a sleazebag?

I am with you. And if folks look at the ingredient list on said soups, there is nothing to be horrified by them. I have always taken the snobbery against using them as coming from people who don't actually know much about cooking.