It tastes fruit-adjacent.

Also, WTH is going on with Kinja today?

I’ve never actually had a burrata that tasted like anything whatsoever.

Also, the fact that Manchego/petit basque was excluded is absolutely criminal!

The lack of feta is astounding. 

Doesn’t BMW and the eggplant emoji go hand in hand?

Hakeem Olajuwon

There is absolutely zero fucking chance that a millionaire who ran in NYC’s upper social circles in the 70's and 80's never did a line, ZERO.

Speed definitely, cocaine probably, but those are rich people drugs and so they don’t count as drugs.

11. It’s OK for partners to have their own individual pursuits and projects. Don’t lose your own individual identity in the false idea that people in a healthy relationship have to do everything together, and worse, abandon things they love to do because their partner isn’t interested in them. Plus if things really go…

My property taxes go up about $1k a year and thanks to Donny Boy I can’t deduct it anymore. So, for a lot of people, taxes are going up.

Wow. I’ve never seen that before, but I don’t work in academia. I’m all for using a person’s preferred pronouns, but the same rules should apply to everyone.

That’s actually one of the advantages of those crinolines - they kept the fabrics well away from the body, and the over and undergarments (with the exception of the corset to support the bust) were primarily made from lightweight fabrics. There was more air circulation and fewer layers than you might think under there…

I have a BMW wagon that was one of the very last available without any of that crap - and I am soooo glad for that. My “infotainment” is two knobs, a two-line display, and ten buttons, and it does everything I need to do in a car. It also has a manual transmission and is RWD - the good old days. I plan to keep it…

He’s the pope, so he has to take pity on the poorest, ugliest, and most pitiful things on earth.

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

In a big city like NYC metro area, the stores are also usually within very comfortable walking distance. Since I’ve moved back to the suburbs years ago after a long time there, I’ve realized that walking everywhere, or even using public transport, just plain isn’t feasible when the bus only comes once an hour at most…

I mean cool so long as the military is on our side I guess. Getting real banana republic-y around here. 

I hope the league doesn’t try to file down his eccentricities. You know, pound a square peg into a round hole, that type of thing.

“My brain says this needs an element of heat in it, like a hot pepper sliver, too — I have no idea why.”