was sentenced in Ingham County Court today to up to a year in jail

So he is quite literally a second-rate Bill Buckley.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

“Subway embraces faux-meat”

What can’t be lost is that this was a proper use of “futz.” And there is never a bad time to use an appropriate Yiddish or Yiddish-derived word.

Every time I have to tell someone ‘Left’ or ‘Right’, I have to consciously think about which is which. I don’t know it intuitively. I have to stop and think about it, but only a couple seconds,so it’s not that obvious.

See also: you’re an asshole if you use speakerphone in public.

As a crazy person, leave us out of it. “Bigoted asshole” isn’t in the DSM.

“Win the moment” sounds like stuff a shitbag would say instead of “who gives a fuck about that bitch” or “we’re gonna walk on this if everyone shuts the fuck up” or “kavanaugh is our ticket to breaking the courts” 

“Were it not OSU this is not news”

Neutral: I don’t have a connected car, but I drive on street with a bunch of you who do. And considering you all drive around with your fucking heads up your asses already, I am not concerned about your car being hacked since I probably wouldn’t even notice a change in your tom-fuckery should it happen anyway.

What happens when there aren’t any of those left and they crammed down our throat. Problem is they will lump this with the trims people actually want, only way to avoid it will be by buying the shitbox model version with seats made out of itchy sweater material, old timey kerosene gas lamps for headlights and hamster…

Tarp’eh diem.

Clearly the only correct choice is Peter King.

What about Tawmmy from Quinzee?

How the fuck am I not on this list

This is 100% a location question.

The NFC East plays the AFC North next year, and since the Giants played at the Browns in 2016, the Browns will be visiting the Giants in 2020.

Daniel Jones, or as he’s known west of the Rockies: Best Foods.