You’re forgetting Orlando, which is one of the busiest airports in the world.

They are also looking to compensate for loss of retirement income from investment products that would have been purchased by that future money, plus pain and suffering as others have mentioned. And of course, when you’re seeking compensation via haggling, start high.

And also, no driver license. Which you can get by taking the test in an automatic-transmission vehicle.

Similarly, why don’t more municipalities offer composting, which they could then sell? 

They’re coming from Idaho, so it could just be a roadkilled deer.

Oh God, the self-serve store ground peanut butter. Misery in a mason jar. My parents were members of a food co-op, natch. I very much preferred the stuff we got out of a #10 can because we were on food assistance (before my mom’s hippie phase), although this probably has more to do with the butter and honey my mother…

Theft is certainly not out of the realm of possibility, especially for use in a criminal enterprise. And it’s not like there isn’t plenty of rural nowhere in southwestern Ontario for someone to practice flying a drone... if they didn’t already know how to use it. No reason a freelancer couldn’t have a side hustle.

I survived the 1970s health-food craze — my mother was an OG crunchy hippie. My introduction to wheat germ was its starring role in a “healthy” version of chocolate chip cookies that were sweetened with honey and substituted carob for chocolate. Mother’s Day is this weekend. It’s been forty years and I have not…

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Idaho I can see as a tourist destination — they have some world-class skiing in wintertime, and it’s a very outdoorsy place for the rest of the year; the northern half of the state is the southern part of the Canadian Rockies. It’s also the western gate to Yellowstone and Glacier national parks. The locals are scary,…

North Dakota might get more traffic passing through from A to B, but no one plans a vacation in North Dakota unless they’re a hockey-crazed parent of a kid who’s playing a tournament up there. Or a Fargo fan, I guess. Vermont is a legitimately nice place to spend time.

That’s not a cheesesteak, that’s a war crime.

Half of New York City spends a week every summer in Vermont, and the other half heads up there to ski in the winter; I have trouble believing it’s one of the least visited states when North Dakota is still in the Union.

I’m single so the big cellar setup just feels like Scrooge McDuck swimming in his room full of gold to me. If you’re really into collecting, there are wine stores that will cellar for you. That small cabinet is really nice, though -- if only my apartment wasn’t a steady 80F for 10 months of the year!

Good starting point: drink what tastes good to you! And you might find that different varietals taste better at different temps. 

I’m not 100 percent certain, but if you have enough money and willpower, you could likely build an entire 2022 Corvette using just parts from Stricker’s eBay page.

Almost 3 years ago now, a batch of peanut butter oatmeal chocolate chunk cookies marked my first steps back into the kitchen as someone who cooked for fun, not mere sustenance — and who was able to organize their brain enough to make a batch of cookies — in probably a decade. It was a very good moment, and the cookies…

If you are mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip, you have very low standards for both, and may never have had a cookie that wasn’t made in a factory.

This is probably what was going on. I’m sure neither hotdog, nor bun, nor mass-market beer were harmed in the incident.

BLT? Always toasted. “Salad” sandwich? Almost never toasted, unless it’s a tuna melt.