You come at the king, you best not miss

You come at the king, you best not miss

It’ll be interesting when a patient dies after he’s posted a snapchat. That’ll be quite the buzzkill for Dr.Bfxn.

Can There Be Ethical Snapchatting During Surgery?

Unpossible. The invisible hand of the market will make you pay for your lack of vision!

Half this article reads like a pitch for a bad SNL sketch... HOW IS THIS A REAL THING?!

Slightly racist? Have you ever had a Spanish 5 course meal?! Makes a pub crawl look like a walk in the park.

“no reason” my ass.

So are people allowed to park more than thirty minutes at a Spanish KFC?

Spoken like a true (slightly racist) middle-manager.

You aren’t a fan of Crabby Dick’s or Big Pecker’s I take it?

Seriously.

I’ll be waiting for the press release from “crusing week” when you have people driving up and down Coastal Highway in Top Sportsman class cars on slicks carrying on and acting up...

Agreed. Street racing reality shows, YouTube videos of people stunting on public roads all seem to draw a crowd of people wanting to be the next Instagram sensation or viral video, resulting in situations like this. And now, Jalopnik just glorified this and made them into heroes being held back by the man.

Pre fast and furious I would go to lots of car shows, it was pretty relaxed. Everyone enjoyed each others cars, from old domestics to modded imports. Then soon after F&F, it seemed like it was more about burnouts and racing down city streets, we couldn’t have organized car shows due to the liability. You’re a dick if…

I don’t get the purpose of dedicated espresso machines, and I drink iced coffee all year round.

I don’t get the purpose of dedicated espresso machines, and I drink iced coffee all year round.

I prefer sous vide made coffee where I had crushed the beans with a stone mullet through a cloth...

I prefer sous vide made coffee where I had crushed the beans with a stone mullet through a cloth...

If I used my espresso machine to make all my coffee for the day, all I would be doing is making espresso.

If I used my espresso machine to make all my coffee for the day, all I would be doing is making espresso.

Clever person discovers that, when exposed to identical stimuli, they are equally as clever as their past self.

Clever person discovers that, when exposed to identical stimuli, they are equally as clever as their past self.

You bet your sweet bippy.

You bet your sweet bippy.

I just came to post this exact thing. I’m really funny.

I just came to post this exact thing. I’m really funny.