According to Australian anti-hooning laws, they will confiscate poor champs’ car

This is all I got.

Y’all pedantic motherfuckers. More please!

I have great success baking fries fresh. A few potatoes cut into proper sticks and some olive oil with base seasonings. Takes awhile, but when you agitate/flip halfway add some pepper/cayenne/paprika along with a bit of garlic salt and you have a tasty, baked tray of crispy fries as long as you aren’t worried about…

This looks interesting.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

English and Literature folks think too much into things sometimes. The movies weren’t meant to rival Greek literature, sometimes the face value meaning is all that was meant.

Nerds Ruining Lighthearted Fun Things, Episode#547

You must have made that mistake a brazilian times

Thank you to whoever shot that beautiful, landscape, 1080p 60fps video running at real-time speed. You’re a rare breed and I appreciate you.

This is at the point where Jalopnik can just post a picture of people lining the street, with no caption and everyone will know what’s about to happen.

I was outside earlier when I saw a mustang drive down my street. It slowed down as if it saw me so I dashed in the bushes... IT waited for a few minutes and drove off. So glad I was fast on my feet and got out of sight.

another video ( and if you dig thru the Houston cars n coffee facebook page- you can find the name of the driver..)

Fake cop was ther on the scene to make sure video was filmed in landscape Mission accomplished.

Driver looks pretty proud of himself for almost wiping out some kids

I am starting to wonder which one is worse, the Mustang driver or the lemmings that line up on the side of the road that by now have to know this could happen.

They are going to have to change it to Cars and coffee and crashes.

I’m surprised that insurance companies havent added a “no coverage at cars and coffee” line in their mustang policies.

Houston’s C&C has already moved venues more times than I can count.