One of the greatest GIF compilations I’ve laid my eyes on.

“What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 70?

People are odd, but too each their own. I visit certain basketball courts to pay my respects to Air Bud.

It’s a joke. I was in the Marines. We used to write radio frequencies and other important information on the inside of the windshield with crayon, and then we would have a safety brief telling us to not lick it off.

They wrote it in crayon on the windshield, but somebody licked it off.

Trump just announced he will approve some tremendous new low riders for the army and MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THEM!

Blah blah blah bridge... Get with it, it’s all about the Toronto tunnel now.

I bet the driver knew the safe clearance height but forgot about the weapons mount on the top.

North Korea is busy mobilizing low bridges as we speak.

Let’s also remember it was the engine, in the car, that launched Because Racecar.

“That’s right, Thanks to Ed Begley Jr’s electric motor, the most evil propulsion system ever conceived!”

That’s not how tires work. Lower profile tires are generally heavier due to the need for thicker sidewalls.

SPATS!

These are the only Aerodynamic Wheel Covers that should be allowed

I have serious trust issues when Torch posts any hitherto-unknown “sketch” or “prototype” of oddball concepts. I always go to the bottom of the article first to check for any “I made this all up” mea culpas.

Drilling out and redoing all those rivets....

Here’s mine:

They have had all sorts of wacky manuals for years.

My personal favorite:

I think Hammond got burnt out when it comes to such events.