Apaches flying through downtown between the buildings. Yeah, awesome.

Go to any VA medical center and ask the service members there how many want to drive around in unarmored vehicles.

64 MPH not fast enough?!? IT HAS A FVCKING ARMORED TURRET ON TOP. Rollover accidents kill enough service members every year and you want them to go faster? Think man, think.

Well it does look like an exceptional convoy.

If you want psychoanalysis— it’s the capacity for destruction safely put under a harness, like a tiger on a leash: it can kill anything it wants to, but it’s under your command so you’re the one with immense power.

I’d like to believe these vehicles are put through their paces, but history says otherwise. The book Pentagon Wars uncovers how testing for the Bradley Fighting Vehicle at Aberdeen was basically a sham. It was adapted to a movie on HBO, as well.

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Right? When I was in the Army I wuz stationed in West Germany. There was a bunch of old Soviet 7.62x39 ammo they needed to dispose of, and the safest and cheapest way was to send it downrange. I shot and shot and shot until my face was sore. Yeah, my face. The metal folding stock of AK-Ms were hard on the ol’…

No tracked vehicles, you say. Only wheeled vehicles, you say.

He will never touch the AWESOME that was Houston’s Veterans Day Parade in 2007.

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I would love a Miniuteman III fly over.

I would love a Miniuteman III fly over.

...fly my lawnchair jellyfish parachute thingie...

You can always enlist.

So long as the Shriners are there, who needs tanks?

Railroads don’t just “pick out the best one”; you run what they have connected. If, say, the beet harvest is going to require 24 extra locomotives in the midwest for 1 month, they just grab the first 24 that are available, and send them.

I think it’s his hobby, not a job.

That’s got to be a mind numbing job.

I fly my lawnchair jellyfish parachute thingie in that area. Can confirm the trains are usually guarded by one or two vehicles.