I didn’t either

Funny because you see this:

That just means you’re not rich enough. My champagne pours itself and fetches my newspaper.

Give this man a medal, or COTD, whatever.

holy fuck

Of course there’s a crew. The champagne isn’t going to pour itself.

pretty sure that is the crew... the actual business is happening in the cabin on the W16 shaped bed.

Yes, of course:

Yeah but it’s 66 feet. That’s a LOT of boat.

Land Rover Defender Boat: Just a huge, square barge with a bunch of adventurey stuff on it....and a tiki bar.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Die Another Day, the movie that cast this man to play a Korean:

Silver tarnishes. When we toured The Breakers (former Vanderbilt “summer cottage” in Newport, RI), they told us Cornelius Vanderbilt did not wish to be trifled with such details, so they instead backed the mirrors in platinum.

How cute

In case you’re wondering, the diamonds themselves are ethically sourced. No animals were harmed in the procuring of the diamonds.

I just realized why he wears sunglasses all the time. When everything is gold, it has to cause some massive eye strain.

I’ll take 13

And then you become a James Bond villain.

Socialism is not the prerogative of those who have just escaped from bondage, but of those who have already taken possession of their future.