Is it just me, or is the Ford Expedition way more luxurious than it should be?

I would have voted for Brain-Eating Amoeba but the poor guy starved to death first.

Oh shit, don’t let Torch see that. It’s a sedan with a rear window wiper! That’s like chumming the water to him!

Don’t blame me, I voted for a comet.

“However, it looks to be that the $50,000 upgrade will only allow the driveshaft to withstand up to 800 HP”

Does it come with a Digital Tire Gauge?

Wagons, period. And don’t give me that “crossovers are wagons” bullshit because NO THEY ARE NOT. Would you tell your child medicine is candy? No, because then they’d take too much and die, just like wagons are nowadays.

Think of the children, people!

We use everything metrics, because it is easier, 4.5 litre, 4,500 cc, 360 Nm. Except for the horsepower, we keep that horsepower. Because kilowatt or metric horsepower is still difficult to grasp, just like you Yanks aren’t used to other metric measurements.

This is how Americans sound to the rest of the world.......

How come there is no mention of the glaringly obvious tape stripes here? Unless they’re just for transit? But if it’s classified as a commercial vehicle then it seems like the tape would be required.

Has everyone already forgotten the area where dual markings were the norm on every single car sold? I had great fun telling my passengers I was going to go 100, then slowly coaxing my Celebrity up to just past 60 mph, then remarking how smooth the car felt going over 100.

You can also get a Kia Sorento Ford Bronco:

There already is in Canada.

That looks surprisingly well finished.

Oh I thought it was going to be about this:

All thoughts should somehow involve a Unimog.

It looks like a Volt fucked a Corvette and had a miscarriage.

No, this is too much overhang:

Still think the greenwood wore it better

Actually, this edict from the court who expects both sides of the agreement to follow it in good faith. Then again that would require understanding the facts of the situation and you don’t seem to be much of a facts guy.