That dealer gave me an idea, “What are the best dealership names?....coming soon, to Jalopnik.com!

No Cadillac ELRs? I thought those things were just sitting around, depreciating until I can afford one.

If you actually look it up, most brands have evolved their logos over time, some more than others. There have even been a handful in the last few years.

Mazda is the first that comes to mind, and Datsun was completely rebranded to Nissan. Brand logos have changed over the years, but generally they’re close enough that you barely notice. This is drastic.

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Calimari soup, use crushed up Cheerios for the breading on the calamari, use something like a miso, but less salty, a bit more sweet for the soup base, maybe drizzle with squid ink for the visual appeal, and you’re golden. No idea how it would taste, but it’s a solution.

Sounds like fun, but “autonomous convertible” would have put the creative pathways of my brain into complete lockdown, much like an episode of Top Chef where a gourmet soup had be made from squid and Cheerios.

I disagree with the OP, but you’re 10 kinds of wrong.

Would you like the full list of countries where US overthrew a democratically elected government in favor of brutal dictatorship?

Nice to meet you. You’re one of my favs, Jason. Plus you jump really high.

I feel like I am reading my own life.

Ah, car design.

Holy crap, I am in shock. I could have sworn that this would be Mr. Torchinsky’s drawing tool of choice:

You broke the first rule of sketchbattle....

It all seems so obvious after you point it out. Damn.

I agree with everything you’ve said...right up until we slam face first into the “$40k” being “reasonable.” I don’t know what Jalopnik.com is paying you, but I seriously need to see about applying for a position. Do they have a position open for an anti-social asshole who bitches about current cars, can’t really…

Are we sure this is a real story?

This is very interesting. Lift one eight inches, turn it into a body on frame SUV and give Expedition and Suburban buyers a new option. That’s probably a terrible idea but WTF.

I’m guessing “pants” might have something to do with it too!