This might sound crazy (what doesn’t these days), but I sat down for a perfectly innocent bowl of chicken soup, and suddenly saw.. well.. *everything*

There is the VAM Lerma.......

It’s okay, it’s not for everyone. I personally love satire and making things up – not to deceive, but for fun. Still we have plenty of non-satirical stuff you can enjoy. Just skip over these, if you want – they should all have the SATIRE tag so you can spot them.

Bush had 8, voters get lazy and unless the Dems can break into the rust belt he will probably get 8 (provided he doesn’t keel over from a heart attack).

Oh, the Beast will be there. You can be sure of that.

Jesus Christ these next 8 years are gonna be rough...

I mean who wouldn’t right. Hell I’d want to ride down the damn street in one. If you haven’t had the pleasure of riding in an M1 its pretty fucking awesome, unless your in the desert.

There is the option of not reading or commenting on it.

I’ve been to at least 4 parties in my life. 8 if I’m allowed to count my own kids’ birthday parties

You must be fun at parties.

The Hollywood Reporter mentions “a baby Formula 1 car” which sounds amazing, but I don’t see it in any of this footage.

$200,000 worth of candy? Count me in.

“Snow White’s Seven Dwarves as Harry Potter-style “moving pictures”

The article on Newser also lists for this monstrosity, I shit you not, fire extinguishers filled with Dom Perignon.

Reading the article, I don’t believe he actually says it cost 1 million to replace, just that the value of the car was 1 million. From quick google search, cost of replacement via insurance is 1.25% of the cars value. Which for a car worth 1 million is “only” 12.5k

Cool Supercharger!