“Coming down too fast” doesn’t seem like an excuse. We Finns can handle 30+ inches of snow for days on end without closing down a single road or airport for even a minute.

Or a couple of Jalopnik writers after the fun of patty-cake has worn off.

It’ll be a nice change of scenery from all the 2015 WRXs and STIs around these parts...

wow, that is some serious steering angle... drift-ready!

The now dead and sorely missed Camel Trophy.

The Multistrada is actually more reliable than Sean MacDonald.

Nothing says screw the screw the purist guys like lifting mid corner with a little more weight.

The dealer tech was fired. Could this be his new gig?

I like to be on Jalopnik for cars, not politics.

From their rematch:

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

It’s really weird that you called your Jaguar a Kia in the ad.

If you’re going to going to spend $75k on a Jeep kit car, why would you make it look like an old Hummer concept? There are much better possibilities.

I dunno man, all I see is FJ!

Sweet FJ.

It could just be understeer, that’s an Audi after all and they’re going over 5 mph.

as their sensitive electronics would not be battered by a single explosive charge upon firing.

Dumb question: was there no way whatsoever that they’d let you take your car? What was their reasoning for impounding it?

1. Tear ass through the gears as you leave the dealer, short shifting then raising the max rpm a couple hundred for each time through the gears

He french fried when he was suppose to pizza.... If you french fry when your suppose to pizza you're gonna have a bad time...