Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Morocco, Peru, Costa Rica, Tunisia, and Panama are out :/

I love the World Cup because every single fan has their personal reason why they root for a particular team! It’s so fun.

“It ain’t natural for a black man to be rooting for Germany, moe.”

“As magical as Vegas was, there were a lot of things I now realize I should have paid closer attention to. Things that seem small in a whirlwind 48-hour period become magnified when observed over a five-day period, and those things become exacerbated when, as mentioned before, there is no processing space or time to…

I always found it annoying when women “bragged” about the size of a guy’s wang by going into the 10-12 inch territory. Who the fuck finds 10-12 inches pleasurable? lol I’ve had a decent amount of bone in me and I was once presented with what looked like a 9 inch dong and I polited declined because it looked like it…

That’s what happens when these singers try to copy that stupid “indie” vocal inflection that sounds like someone singing in baby talk.

He talks about her like she’s a prize.

This is so fucking ridiculous.

WORDS MATTER.

Please cross-post this to The Root so I can get internet amusement for the day.

looool

They think they can fix them, and they also like being more attractive than their partners.

“BUT MY GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER GOT ENGAGED AFTER TWO HOURS TO MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER BACK IN 1925 AND THEY WERE MARRIED FOR 1,736 YEARS SO DONT JUDGE!!!!!”

Seriously!

There’s a girl at my crossfit gym who does this and it’s so obnoxious.

He clearly hasn’t been training much considering how bony his little legs are...

“The rapper was previously on house arrest while awaiting trial on charges including aggravated battery of a pregnant woman, domestic battery by strangulation, false imprisonment and witness tampering, but the judge let him off so that he could go on tour.”

Pink is a pop diva?

This reminds me of the girls I used to know who would always post cryptic Facebook status messages referring to “jealous haters” who were trying to “bring them down.” We all knew there were no haters.

Both my Venus and Mars are in Leo and I totally agree with your Mars in Leo assessment.