Little kids who act like shits

I read the worst thing on Facebook the other day and I just really need to share, “This quote my client said to me always makes me tear up: ‘your daughter grows up and becomes a wife but, your son is your son for life.’” I FOREVER NOW MUST TYPE IN ANGER CAPS BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS? WHY? HOW CAN YOU EV? I JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

all they need to say is ‘stop being such a little shit’ or something like that (as long as the kid can’t read)

Forgot where I read it, but you can google. She did in fact get liposuction. Apparently one side effect of lipo is that all the other body parts gets fatter *except* the part that had been “sucked”. She has the same doctor as Iggy Azalea’s.

She looks like she’s shoplifting pumpkins.

I just don’t understand this. I spend all my time trying NOT to look like this.

There is no fat ass gene. There are numerous trips to a plastic surgeon to have shit injected into their now famous fat asses.

Survey: how many pairs of underwear do you own?

That and “Let me educate you.” Both those phrases basically push the MURDER EVERYONE button in my lizard brain.

How old are you? Because this sounds like some 20-something bullshit.

Considering her mother sounds like an exceptionally wonderful human, going on her honeymoon with her mother is the opposite of embarrassing.

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

It’s expensive to be poor. Rushcard is proving that and then some.

There’s something about ordering coffee that turns people into the Worst Fucking Person Ever (I realize that plenty of these assholes are in the running for that title, mind you).

“Was that so hard?!”

damn, you nailed it, Gi and Ga do sound a little different. I guess she is a racist

I always got the impression she was being a caricature of herself when telling those racist/ignorant jokes, like Louis CK on his show when he’s playing a character but you know he, as a person, will explain later that he knows better, later.

V-G-A sounds, and number of syllables

Pointing out that someone’s last name kind of sounds like an English word is racist? Please explain.