Every day I wake up and I’m infinitely glad I’m only going to my soul-killing, mindless cubefarm job and not heading to high school. I can’t imagine trying to survive that shit now, what with social media and shit like this.

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

Under the bridge downtown, I became your troll wife. Under the bridge downtown, we began our trolling life. Under the bridge downtown we practice our straight face. Under the bridge downtown we plot those we’ll lay to waste.

Meet me under the bridge and I will be your troll wife.

how about someone revoke his DICK.

Being African American makes her an expert on Latino Americans and a spokesperson for Latinos everywhere! All brown people are the same anyway (because Latino's are obviously totally not white)! Glad to know when it comes to subjects of race Jezebel can just trot out their Token for her thoughts!…

THANK YOU. You know, sometimes it's okay to not know something about everything....like how people of a certain culture you are not a part of will feels when X Celebrity might have dressed like someone from a particular region of the country. CAn I remind y'all of that rapper, Kreayshawn, or however you spell it? She…

Holy shit, she's black! OK, the OP's point is completely invalidated, because apparently as a black person she also can speak for all other PoC.

Let me start off by saying I adore you guys. I'm a POC who grew up in Los Angeles in relative privilege. However, I spent a lot of time with some family members who lived in Atwater Village back when Toonerville was a huge problem. These guys were not 100% Latino, in fact the head had an Irish or Scottish last name…

I should add: "I knew I wanted a name that sounded sort of exotic and reminded me of the seaside of the Florida coast. 'Lana Del Rey' sounded beautiful."

She is African-American, yes? And this makes her an expert on "Latina culture" how...? Because her neighbor was Mexican?

No, of course those subcultures exist. Calling what Del Rey is doing East LA Gang Culture makes sense. Calling it Latina Culture doesn't.

I didn't assume anything imperialistic. Why would I? Reductionist? Yes. People who speak Spanish come from many different countries of different ethnicities. Lana Del Rey is dressed up as something that is probably more foreign to me than it is to you. So calling what she is doing anything related to Latin Culture is…

Mexican culture? Shit! I forgot to put on my bandana en golden earrings when I woke up! Cause, I'm Mexican, right? I think the article is more offensive to me and I hate the fact that her only background to defend this is ONE mexican neighbor.

I'm Hispanic and could care less. What bugs me is when people like her and Miley do it cause it's about "look at me I'm so edgy". I love Gwen and it didn't bother me in the least when she came out with Luxurious because she's been into the chola thing forever. She used to wear dickies and wife beaters and even said in…

Right? Isn't this getting so old? Thank you for your concern but no, we are not so sensitive about everything. And no, most of us don't identify with / need to protect Chola shit. Does this broad expect Latins, all of us, hailing from a dozen different countries, to go all up in arms? Argentine and Puerto Rican,…

So... in your mind East LA /Chola/ Gangster = Latin people? Who is the racist here?

This. Not to mention many Latino people are also white. Race =/= ethnicity/nationality/culture

As a Latina woman, who has been at it that my whole life, I do not feel offended because cholo culture is not one that I feel represents my people. If she were wearing huipiles, and caites maybe, MAYBE I would feel upset. Chol@s is more East LA, gangster culture. Also my tattoo artist is white, his mother is white…

To be fair, there are often white people who live in latino areas, and who participate in the culture that you call latino culture. I used to know a white lebanese girl who lived in an area like that, and she talked like a boriquan and had that makeup and eyebrow thing going on. I think this website fails to…