And there I was, thinking there was only room for one Halo in F1

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Now he can be like every SUV driver and drive on bald tires because AWD is magic, yo

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

the most ‘Merica that Brampton, Ontario can give you.

They were used up and thrown away because they were the transportation appliances of the day.

Bizzaro David Tracy lives in Wyoming and has a yard full of MG’s.

Corvettes have been sold in the US since 1953, the Mustang since 1964 and the Camaro since 1967. I’m thinking there just might be more of them around than Vipers.

Bonus points if you give the front end the treatment it deserves:

Why do people still give Activision money for this series? Is it just habit? Is it a younger generation who saw their older siblings playing some of the earlier good games and don’t know any better?

I don’t get it... All I see is CoD:IW’s normal gameplay. (　´_ゝ`)

Why do celebrities always give their kids such odd names? Blue, Sir, Rumi, Apple, Bear, Pilot Inspector, Rocket Zot, Audio Science...Which celebrity baby name wins as the weirdest?

Sir? Now that’s setting up the kid to be a pretentious asshole.

Sir is a title, not a name, for chrissakes.

Yeah, but with like 10% less cash than he had on him before.

While we’re still unsure of the facts

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.