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I’m not ashamed of that at all.

I think it’s a good PKD mindfuck to explore whether he’s an Andy or not, but it severely cheapens the story to make him actually one, just as it would destroy his flesh-and-blood nature and just make him basically a confused iPhone.

covfefe

THE SOUND EFFECTSU

Torchlopnik= Best Lopnik.

Even if it may just be a glorified DTM car, it’s glorious.

BMW says that it shares the same roofline, front and rear lights as the production car.

The rear looks far too 918 to me.

Or the “The South May Rise Again But We’ll Have to Burn It Down Again William Tecumseh Sherman Highway”?

U.S.S. Indianapolis Memorial Highway?

Fuck you all, it looks great to me.

“We were unable to envision that a country that touts itself as a champion of liberty and justice would fight the bloodiest war in its history to keep a race of people in shackles.”

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Pratt and Whitney R-2800 Double Wasp, because America Fuck Yeah.

The hottest of hot takes.

So can they just take the aero, sticky tires, and $110,000 off, thanks?

WHERE ARE THE GIANT JALOPNIK STICKERS?!

I think the facelifted Gallardo with the angular proto-Aventador face vents looks downright perfect.

This season of Indycar is great, holy shit. Next year’s only gonna get better.