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As a track runner, I wear compressions for races. For everyday training, there are some that types can be used, but compression shorts aren’t really necessary in that case or provide much benefit.

I’m surprised I didn’t hear any “blyat”s in the Russian commentary. Wow.

These are pretty fantastic wallpapers.

Fuck, this is why I read Jalopnik.

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For those who are especially disappointed, Penske will begin running prototypes again next year, in a special DPi program with Honda.

Yeah, gorgeous and fast often is less problematic in cars than in women...

Despite any bullshit that guy spews, I just want a mid-engine RS, or maybe a stand-alone mid-engine supercar from Porsche. It would probably have to wait until after the diesel fallout settles.

Seriously. By the time my family friends’ 90-year-old Texan mother said “...bless her heart” in a story, I knew the roast had already been done.

I fear those headlights are aftermarket parts.

I would not be surprised if this guy wins the Bathurst enduro or something in five years. Fucking incredible.

YOU EXPOSED YOUR TITS FOR THE PATRIARCHY, YOU ARE BANISHED!

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What these guys’ employers probably said.

Waiting for this “up in this ho” $kay post.

Holy shit, I need one.

That footage actually came from the 1989 running of the race. For some reason, the only footage I’ve seen of the 1988 edition is the aftermath of Senna’s crash.

Lasers, .50 caliber guns, or both. Perfect.

Despite it’s self-indulgence, which there’s probably less of in the movie itself as compared to the advertising, La La Land is a pretty great film. Whaaat a fuckup.

Best looking nose so far. Kudos to them.