I’m pretty sure that if you gave them opposable thumbs and the ability to speak they’d rule the fucking world in a heartbeat.

“(Update: the folks from Hoonigan asked me to add that they’re partnered with Forza Horizon 3and the game is set in Australia, so that’s why they wanted to go down there.)“

Jesus Christ, that sounds amazing. Like Forza Horizon 3 IRL, but with the off-roading turned up to 11.

I'll only give him props if he steals it and then gets punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

Just fix the fucking engine noise and give me some exciting racing already and I’ll be happy.

I imagine the Jones Beach show has got to be fun but it’s a little crowded, and you don’t get to have an F-35 rattle your ears as it flies unbelievably low. That pilot had some balls.

Has anyone here from LI seen them at Jones Beach? Well, why do that when you can go to the museum at Republic Airport and see the planes landing, taking off, and doing flybys over us for the hell of it.

Because there’s no such thing as an ignorant white person, or a white person ignorant to the problems of blacks? Enlighten me.

Where in the fuck is El Chapo when you actually need him?

Or, buy some shorts and shoes and take a fucking run.

What are you, Nico Rosberg?

Who the fuck buys this instead of an Audi A8 or Mercedes S-Class or a 7-series or literally any other fucking vehicle?!

Fuck Thor: Ragnarok, I just want a Spinal Tap-style mockumentary about the Avengers.

How about an 8-series as the big cushy one and the 6-series as he rumored 911-fighter? That would be great.

The story of Aston Martin’s revival genuinely makes me happy. If the new Vantage still has a manual, I can forgive the turbos any day.

This is definitely not the first time somebody has wanted to say “Fuck you” to the Porsche team.

If you are wondering why Alonso hasn’t said “Fuck this shit, I’m out!” yet, well, so is he. http://oppositelock.kinja.com/alonso-make-th…

I’m okay with this. If it’s got that V12, it'll be wonderful.

SEEEWWWW FAAAUNSCHEEEY

Basically a faster Stefmobile