сука блять, I now have to bet the Donald’s life on like, everything

How about a college fund and a fund to also help sue the shit out of her parents?

Especially with LMP1 cars. They're comparable in size to the GT class cars, actually

Yeah but really everyone is biased against Brad Keselowski; seriously, fuck that guy

Carbon fiber, bro

An inch or two now, maybe three when I’m done growing lol

I can’t really blame him. It’s an F1 style seat, and taller drivers may not be able to hop out so quick (meaning my WEC career is over before it would even start)

Yeah, but, fuck Brad Keselowski.

COTD

$olid $nake

You know, I could almost forgive Gas Monkey, as they sponsor a racing team.

The smoke spells out “T-R-U-M-P”

“Ha-rris Ha-rris Ha-rris Ha-rris”

The internet is a sport, and the rulebook goes far beyond curse words my friend

Top fuckin insults mate, we should just stop the whole roast right now because of that amazing shutdown

Also, you go see how easy it is to drive in GP2, or really any open-wheel series, ya cunt

Meanwhile, some guys in Manor are like, “Why didn’t we have him as a full-time seat again?”

Also, no flips! The dome skids are really working

Wow. That’s on so many levels of fucked up that it’s transcended fuckedupency and gone to a whole ‘nother category

Fuck The Sun. They sound like the written equivalent of TMZ, just shittier.