Sign me up boys, I’m ready to write snarky shit about car manufacturers every fucking day

Because obviously, we can always trust the tabloids, and especially The Sun, for reliable information.

This article is some deep shit.

This article is fucking deep.

“And they were beautiful. As black women.”

I’ll be sorely disappointed if they don’t use the Jaguar leaping Jaguar.

I would’ve said “You have no potential @JackHoleck,” but he does have potential- the potential to get horrifically Twitter-rekt.

You guys are definitely free to use Ferris Bueller quotes literally any time at all

And now Kinja won't let me edit it. Greeeeeat

Shit. He was walking. I am fantastic at comment writing

My Latin teacher was actually hit by a car walking in an intersection a few years back. He’s fine now, but I suspect the driver is quite fucked due to the fact that he was higher than Colorado during the incident

Do you believe in maa-gic? In a Dark Soul’s heart?

“Death *spin* to *spin* America! *spin*”

“It does not stand for Wild Turkey, or Whirling Taliban, or Walking Turtles.”

Not. One.

“What got you into cars?”

Spying, obviously.

Caption: Porsche Motorsport HQ, today

The ‘Bullstreet Boys

I actually like it, with the facelift and news rear. Of course, I know I’m not doing my job as a commentor by not spitting constant vitriol about the Panamer’s design, but whatever