Them haunches on the E tho

Holy shit. It just shows how fast these fuckers take things outta control

Oh god Porsche please have the production ‘E have those Fisker-like wide fenders

So who gets the cars? I’m sure that the many-tentacled reach of Jalopnik Industries Incorporated©®™ can save these things from being crushed because the government had no idea what it's doing.

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So what, then, is the John Oliver Sam Bee ‘ship name?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW

Well, a certain “Donald” has perfected that strategy.

I know, Father Johann, that the ways of the Lord Kinja are unknowable, but the grey system is incalculably bullshit.

THIS SHIT GETS UNGREYED AND IM IN THE GREY?!

Oh, so is this the reason HE KEEPS SAYING “CARPET BOMBING?!” For fucks sake, he needs to read our own Rogoway’s pieces on the Gulf War so he can stop having verbal cow diarrhea.

Because of course Maldonalterminator is tackle

factory bumper-t0-bumper warranty.

please un-grey me kotaku, am make good funnies

What would happen if somebody else pressed the button to separate the two surfaces? Would you split in half? Would there be two of you?!

And this is why I bought the Storm Island expansion.

Is that the Porsche edition of Blue Steel?

And that, in just a few easy steps, is how to destroy the universe

It also kinda looks like the model kits people made of the nonexistent F-19 (thought to be a secret because it we went right from F/A-18 to F-20), except modernized and, well, Northrop-ized.

“Yeah, but who even needs tails anyway?”

Didnt the SR-71 have Oldsmobile muscle car V8's for starter motors?