But dont worry Jalopnik, im never gonna let you down

You bastards.

Well, Autoart and Lego now are almost guaranteed to have large portions of my spending money.

Pictured: Jalopnik offices, today

I like how they put PORCH MOTORSPORT on the porsche drivers

Where’s Susie Wolff when you need her

I wanna see Raph get a Mazda 929 and then make videos of their glorious adventures. Like Doug.

Kinja cannot comprehend such levels of crowd agreement. Soon it shall become self aware and create burner accounts to disagree with you.

I think you've broken the stars limit.

Oooh lookit them NACA ducts

I liked the cheeky 501st legion reference

Any four-wheeled Wheaties champs?

Clinton would be a 4-year+ extension of the Obama administration so I don’t think she would make and smart defense decisions, especially one considering the F-22

Spark Vark my friend

OH CHRIST now I get it

Let the masses drive their beige Apple cars to work for a meaningless, speed less existence

well Kinja won't let me delete comments

Yup. Anno Domini. I don't get it.

This is not only horseshit, this is horseshit that was laying in Fox’s offices one day and along came Satan or Cthulu or whatever the fuck that goat-mask demon thing from Fran Bow is and cursed it with being really really stupid.