I didn’t know there was Jedi Knights in China

Please Jason, please make a live action video of this and put it on the Jalopnik Youtube channel, starring Matt Hardigree, as...

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That is as much an Isetta as an Audi A6 is an R18 ultra

I can't Mustang my way into finding a way to say GT

Somebody photoshop in “Thug Lyfe” and some sunglasses on that kid there

Wait a minute, “soundproof cotton?” We’ll see how that fares on the uh, flammability scale

“A ha! I zhink ve have it! Vhy don’t ve take ze thing that enthusiast actually want and replace it vith a douche-bag-mobile! Vhat’s that, you say? Morals, principle? HAHAHAHAHAHAH MONEYMONEYMONEY”

K fam

That he didn’t list it for $420 or at least $4200 disappoints me

Somebody photoshop J.J. Abrams onto an M1 Abrams main battle tank, please

Research your subject before you make a comment

I believe in most parts of the world Blancpain translates to “I have more money to spend on watches than you. Get put of the way, filthy peasant”

I’m sorry, I think you mean BURRITO MASTER RACE

Heyyyyyyeyeyeyeye stingrays

It’s just a phase. Soon they’ll care about video games way more than learning about nature. Who goes outside anymore, anyway?

In a real war, I guarantee you Gripen pilots would be killing shit day one

Unless we pay for Faraday Premium™ for $9999999999 a month*

“actual, credible, massively funded competitors, unlike WEC and WRC”

Umm, highest number of competitors? A what, 16, 18 car grid?!