He’d find a way...

Not in Florida, somehow

Did Izuzu have a team of wild Stigs that they were too poor or too unqualified to use in racing? God only knows now

More like BRAAAAAAAARKAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAKAAARAKRAKRAKRA

That aint Marpat or Nato Woodland. That’s probably the Dutch

Euthanize Idiots™

How do you fire an M240B with those giant gloves? Are the trigger fingers cut out or something?

Possible future maybe early deaths. As opposed to sudden, violent, bloody, painful, and loud deaths at the wheel of a Chevy Cobalt.

This is important for if Putin is actually serious.

Skid plates to check for illegal downforce

Really makes you appreciate modern glass cockpits that use Multi Function Displays and a Hud

This is like a bike homologation special

Free Falling killed me.

Fuckin warrior beard right here

Yes. Old boring 288 miles per hour.

And Rosberg is a bit of a bitch so that helps Vettel’s improv comedy act.

If only we had a Senna kind of driver who isn't afraid to speak their mind in a good way. I think Vettel is coming a bit close to that here with the complete lack of shits given.

BMW X6. Fucking Chuck Norris roundhouse kick that thing.

So, uh, how long have you been on this website? And how many times have we made this joke before?