So apparently to be a “good” football coach you just have to be an asshole. 

It’s amazing to me that people are able to get a Dodge Dart up to a speed that is considered speeding.

I got 2 exactly a week apart thanks to a Mazdaspeed 3.

This is a shame. I’ve been enjoying their beers since I got out of the Army in 2017 and moved back home to Cleveland.

Weird that a snake oil salesman would sell something that’ll never happen to the people he sold the snake oil to.

Next they should see how many tattered and ripped American flags they can affix to the bed of a truck.

I was at an MLB game in July when I had to use the men’s room, during which time the anthem started. Two college kids come into the bathroom while the anthem is playing, one of which says, “hey guys remove your hats.”

Nope never mind. This doubling down is definitely dumber. 

This is probably the dumbest thing I've read on the internet. 

“Hold me back! You’re so lucky these guys are holding me back!” - Freddie Kitchens 

Challenge accepted. 

Lol. I love all the little nicknames Boomers give people. You’d be such a cute generation if you hadn’t ruined everything. 

I love the ones who make fun of the site name as if it was named deadspin without the staff knowing. 

Have you been moonlighting as a wrestling ref in New Jersey too? 

He's such a tough guy he doesn't have emotions. 

Are there bigger man-babies in sports than baseball players? 

So people who live in the middle of nowhere can have a smug, unearned sense of pride about something.

You think that’s bad? Remember when they just copied Johnny Manziel’s face onto Billy Vegas?

Ford: Baby Boomers fear change.

Exactly. If you think calling out racism is a political stance that tells me all I need to know about you.