Did he make them pay for the undercoating?

Boot licking for billionaires is sure to pay off any time for you now, I’m sure.

They have these in Korea. I lived there for a year and they were my favorite snack. You can get them here but they’re usually pretty expensive.

She once posted a, “here’s your half naked women” shit on a comment of the day. About Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. And his legacy.

It’s not an argument. It’s a statement. Are you able to understand that, or are you as dumb as he is? 

You’re an idiot. 

The worst jingle ever. I feel like it played every commercial break when I lived in New York. 

Yes, it’s the auto workers, not the dealers lobbying against direct sales...

I had no issue at 19 years old hitting the governor in a 130hp 2003 Ford Focus Zx3 on the freeway. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I didn't know it was possible to be this wrong. 

You understand that dating apps kind of thrive on the idea of you being able to see the other person, right? 

“Juxtapose this against the ridiculous $3.7 million price pulled down by the ratty 1968 Mustang GT from the movie ‘Bullitt’ and maybe you’ll understand why I’m pissed about it.”

Yeah, true. It’d also be pretty cool if children in the richest country on earth didn’t go to bed hungry or had access to healthcare.

$120 for leggings. Weeks long European vacations. No, this is totally a relatable advertisement.

$120 for leggings. Weeks long European vacations. No, this is totally a relatable advertisement.

“I made the biggest mistake you can make in motorsports. I borrowed money to go racing,”

No, no it hasn't. It's always been this way. All the way back to the days of Ray Wert and Murilee Martin. 

Why are you here? 

Says the person who's never been to New York. 

You poor snowflake. 

Reading is hard.