Thing is... and the reason why Muppets reboots don’t work that well... The Muppet show was good because it was under the radar. At the time it was this cool little show that started to attract A-List stars to it and kinda spread by word of mouth. Nowadays the Muppets and a new Muppet show are required to be trumpeted… Read more
The wild thing about this defense is that it actually REINFORCES the idea that Giuliani was instigating the mob. In Game of Thrones, a “Trial by Combat” is in lieu of court. It’s basically saying “fuck this attempt at justice, I’m going to have my guy try to kill your guy, and whoever wins is right.” So the closest… Read more
My idiot BIL was saying “But what about Benghazi” when we’d passed 100K deaths from Covid. Jesus. More and more I’m following the “don’t get in an argument with an idiot because eventually people can’t tell the difference between you and the idiot (and you’ll give yourself high blood pressure and a stroke)“ approach.
Not this time. Read more
It also proceeds Christopher Lee shooting an Al Capone gangster in a psychedelic theme park. The whole films a mess. The coolest car stunt of the series with a slide whistle? Making my pick for the most worthless Bond Girl, Mary Goodnight? Having the racist sheriff from Live and Let Die come back? So many… Read more
While I’ll definitely buy that the inciting story was exaggerated for comedic value, what I don’t buy is that all those disgusting tweets from a few years ago were anything but what they appear to be - evidence of clear racism, homophobia, antisemitism, and other flavors of bigotry.
Instead, they named their child after President Ford’s dog.
Isn’t that kind of the point? He’s a decoy, so Marceau can be the real villain (and honestly, she villains enough for the both of them).
Meghan McCain was back on The View on Monday after giving birth to a baby she and her Federalist husband named Liberty (of course) Read more
A friend of Nandin has started a fundraising page so that “his mom never, ever has to worry about any out of pocket expenses.” Read more
Jim + Pam married=excruciating Team Smug Read more
Amusingly, Dwight turned out to be the series winner in the end. Read more
*Spoiler for Mario Odyssey*
Playing as a giant rampaging Bowser at the end of Mario Odyssey was one of the most fun moments in the 3D games imo. I know that it’ll probably never happen, but I would love a “Mario” game where you play as Bowser as he tries to take back his kingdom or something. Basically a Mario RPG plot… Read more
Felt cruel. But do like how Dwight turned it around at the end.
This would have been an extremely and unusually long cold open so I can see why it was unused. R.I.P. to Hugh Dane. I would not have pegged him as a good “Dorpheus” but he actually nailed it.
I buy her in the role far more then Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist.
Now that you point it out, Bowser really has earned his place beside the Joker and Emperor Palpatine in the pantheon of evil genius project managers. Those guys know how to get things done.
I mean good for that guy, but between the Madonna song and the ice surfing and the wasting of Rosemend Pike... I just can't with that film.
I believe you meant “the best Bond theme not sung by Shirley Bassey or Chris Cornell”, ahem. Read more
