I seriously expected Malcom to die if anyone. Or Grant after kissing Sattler 

If only Disney bought Universal and we could’ve turned this into an MCU film with Sauron (dinosaur Sauron) working for Biosyn and turning people into dinosaurs

I was surprised it wasn’t more blatant in referencing the originals, nobody did the “we got Dodgson here!” or “must go faster!” or referencing gymnastics while fighting raptors. I expected all these things 

I found it better than Rise of Skywalker. I could check out of scenes rather than feel exhausted by them. 

I liked it much better than Fallen Kingdom, and especially enjoyed the scenes with Grant, Sattler and Malcom. And having new dinosaurs that weren’t some stupid hybrid. But man oh man am I tired of Chris Pratt, I did not care at all about his scenes. I’d be a bit more generous with a C or C+

I felt the same way, all the scenes with dinosaurs in human settings were so cartoony it took me out of the film. I think the first JP worked so well because of the use of practical effects for up close and the minimalism where they were obscured by dark or vegetation. Also adds to the scare factor. Very few scenes in…

They turn into slime monsters. Starring Denise Crosby 

Jurassic UNIVERSE!

It turns out the threat wasn’t that at all, which is a pleasant surprise.

There definitely should be space-Irish, but Liam just sounded different from his Phantom Menace appearance 

Qui Gon is kind of shady as a character but his sheer charisma makes up for it 

He sounded a bit off in his voice compared to TPM. Too....Irish?

They’ll do this and then cite states’ rights when they strike down Roe v. Wade. And conservatives say they hate judicial activism

It looked like they didn’t even put makeup on him. 

I prefer the idea of Obi-Wan as a Dumbledore-like manipulator of young men into fighting their wars for them. Last Jedi should’ve had Luke be PISSED that Obi-Wan roped him into a life-ruining mess and now his nephew is fucked too. 

I like Rogue One specifically because all the characters don’t get much of a backstory, they were “forgotten” heroes of the Rebellion who did a crucial thing, and then all died. Too many times Star Wars doesn’t just let a character’s story end. I would’ve had Ezra die too in Rebels. 

Yeah, this is why I’d be a grey Jedi. The Sith are obsessed with revenge to a silly and self-defeating degree, but the Jedi just let dangerous mass murderers go based on Goku logic that they learned their lesson or that to do so would be just as bad as being a Sith, when seconds earlier they were decapitating…

I think they would’ve had more Tattooine if the Mandalorian and Boba Fett hadn’t done that to death already. I was hoping to see more Owen and Obi-Wan interacting than we got. 

I wish they addressed this, it would’ve been great if Vader asked WHY he wasn’t put out of his misery, and screaming at Obi-Wan to kill him when he again just walks away. Or Qui Gon repeatedly convincing him from beyond that it’s not time for Anakin to die yet. 

They probably did it on purpose as an excuse to make MORE shows to explain those plot holes