Every generation has THAT guy though. Our parents had Rush Limbaugh (who reached many more people) and before that it was Jesse Helms and Charles Coughlin.

Because these are the Stupid Ages they’re picking Rogan easily

More of this Biden 

They did and are making some sort of remake of it. Not sure if it’s officially under Lucasfilm anymore though 

Also props for both sets of parents being alive 

There’s a bit with the rings of power making them greedy, which unleashed the Balrog. And Thorin’s dragon sickness. But it was more of a side effect of their rings of power and Sauron, they still were not corruptible especially compared to Men

He did publicly rebuff Hitler during the day, loudly defending Judaism which was pretty bold at the time. 

Taller than Hobbits, shorter than humans but not by a whole lot. 

I do love this idea

Or Deep Roy.

I’m not usually one for complaining about race-swapped characters, but her name IS snow white. Really she should be played by Lena Dunham, the whitest girl ever.

8 Crazy nights was barely even about Hanukkah. It was about a drunk asshole coming to terms with his parents’ untimely death.

Yeah I’ve noticed a complete lack of Star Wars toys lately. Is it because Toys R Us was murdered by a hedge fund?

I had no idea what that was anyway

Elvis also ushered in the sexual revolution with his hips

Roker Smith’s tumor-son

Damn what publicist gave him all this rope?!

He sure doesn’t look like Cliff Clavin 

Yeah, I really think Britney truly does have some stability issues (they gave custody to KFed for goodness sakes) but- her family is also a bunch of leeches and should not ever have been the ones to have conservatorship. 

While I definitely don’t get the appeal of Pete, he sure is showing up Kanye by just existing